BREAKING: FOOLS IN THE POOL! Donald Trump spent a late night posting bizarre AI-generated images of himself and top Cabinet members shirtless and lounging in the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool like it’s a spring break frat party! In the surreal picture, a Trump transformed by AI to look at least 30 years younger than his 79 and 11/12’s years, reclines on a gold floating chair giving a thumbs-up, surrounded by a shirtless JD Vance, Marco Rubio, Doug Burgum, and a bikini-clad, bosomy woman who might resemble Ag Secretary Brooke Rollins if you squint your eyes. Too bad he left out Pentagon Pete swigging champagne straight out of the bottle dribbling all over his crusader tattoos! But seriously, let's remember that this evidently celebrates the fact that the Reflecting Pool is undergoing a completely unnecessary $1.5 million Trump-ordered “beautification” project as part of his grand plan to make DC look like Mar-a-Lago. Perhaps Trump should be spending some more time thinking about how to get out of his disastrous Iran quagmire that he started and then botched, skyrocketing fuel prices, and his approval ratings in the toilet. But no, our president is spending his evening hours ordering thirst-trap AI pics of himself and his bros half-naked in a national monument from his head PR goon Stevie Cheung. For God's sake, is he really this out of touch? Or did he get bored with the war he screwed up so badly that he’s gone back to obsessing over shiny building projects and vanity photos because governing is too hard and not fun anymore? We are bearing witness to grampa having a crisis in public while the country deals with the consequences of the chaos his ill-conceived policies foment. The sheer deranged absurdity of it all is almost too much to comprehend. If Trump’s late-night AI thirst traps and complete detachment from reality alarm and embarrass you, like and share this post.