BREAKING: HERO! Former Democratic candidate Will Stancil reveals that he helped run an anti-ICE honeypot operation in which local girls on Tinder would get information about ICE attacks from horny agents and then would send the messages to their wives when they got caught! “Okay this isn’t really happening anymore so I can tell you how l had ‘internal ICE sources’” wrote the local anti-ICE activist and prominent resistance member on BlueSky. “The 3000 very stir-crazy ICE agents were all going wild on Minneapolis Tinder. Local girls would match with them and string them along for intel. They loved to brag about what they were doing all day!” “They’d send live videos of raids, tell them where they were staying, and generally dump tons of operational information out to any girl who’d pretend to be impressed by it.” “My friend who did this would wait until her cover was blown, find the guys’ wives in Texas or wherever, and forward them a history of the messages!” Stancil made a name for himself as one of the most dedicated anti-ICE operatives in Minnesota, spending his days tailing ICE agents and sounding the alarm when raids were about to happen. Not all heroes wear capes, folks. It’s the work of people like Stancil and his anonymous female friends who helped drive ICE out of Minnesota, derailed their operation, and protected countless immigrants and Americans from the brutality of Trump’s goon squad. This needs to be turned into a movie after this is all over!