my new roomie was like so i read on ur business card you are a swami and he is from india so pretty high up der lmao and i am like oh just bought the title for $5 not a hindu or anything lmao i have many titles lmao becoming like the baroness that has like 78 proper entitlements of nobility lol most of my own are self titled but a few I bought for $5 USD along with my $5 sainthood lmao cheaper than the catholics less miracles to perform haha she is like the marquis of blah blah I should so marry her in a lavender marriage we are both large humans she can dabble in bisexualism and lesbianism and I can look at twinks buttfucking all day in my palaces its perfect