Virtual Ministry Archive

Can you find ONE thing that Trump is not?



Malignant Narcissist 

Pathological Liar

Pompous Prick

Arrogant Asshole

Racist Rapist

34x Convicted Felon

Creepy AF

Fraudster

Scam Artist

Conman

Philanderer

Pedophile

Pedophile Protector

Racketeer

Cheater

Scumbag

Misogynist 

Sexist 

Bigot

Braggart

Sore Loser

Sore Winner

Shit Weasel

Punk-ass Bitch

Insurrectionist

Traitor

Seditionist

Exploiter

Fair Weather Friend

Flip-Flopper

Cheap

Insecure

Swarthy 

Stinky

Golf Cheater

Election Cheater

Scared Shitless of Midterms

POS

C U Next Tuesday

Crooked

Criminal

Wannabe Mobster

Bully

Abuser of Power

The Great Peacemaker

Idiot

Clown

Dick

Pussy

Ignorant 

Born Rich

Gaslighter

Friendless

Soulless

Heartless

Cruel

Hateful

Murderer

Shallow

Illiterate

Senile

Unfit for Office

Fit for Prison

Obese

6'3"

230 lbs

Incontinent 

Disgusting

Deplorable

Drowsy

Dumb

Blamer

Punisher

Global Joke

Unqualified

Egomaniac with an Inferiority Complex

Loveless

Friendless

Shit Dad

Shit Husband

Shit Sibling

Dictator Lover

Authoritarian Lover

Totalitarian Lover

Hitler Lover

Nazi Lover

Jim Crow Lover

Xenophobic 

Transphobic

In breach of our Constitution 

In breach of his Oath of Office

Emoluments Clause Violator

Extortionist

Briber

Stealer 

White Supremacist

KKK sympathizer

Whitewasher of History

Whitewasher of Slavery

Fake News Generator

Dipshit

Fuckhead

Selfish

Self-centered

Unloved

Classless

Orange

Nazi

Backstabber

Wimp

Litigious 

Waste of Space

Worthless

Scared

A Year Away from 3rd Impeachment

Sicko

Fast Food Junkie

Two-faced

Hypocrite

Truth Denier

Election Denier

Godless

Hated

Tax evader

Lost

Monstrous

Sleazy

Cad

Scoundrel

Rotten

Dirty

Impotent

Slanderer

Dishonest

Untrustworthy

Belligerent 

Malevolent

Evil

Hell-bound

Tacky

Trite

Toxic

Vindictive

Reckless

Divisive

Corrupt

Cronyist

Self-serving

Demagogic

Manipulative

Inflammatory

Anti-Accountability

Grievance-driven

Unprincipled

Chaos Creator

Unfair

Retaliatory

Disloyal

Two-faced

Thief

Grifter

Swindler

Scammer

Shyster

Hustler 

Bagman

Money Launderer

Pay-to-play Operator

Embezzler

Manipulator

Rigger

Flagrant Rule-Breaker

Deceiver

Bad-Faith Actor

Saboteur

Spoiled

Snake 

Malicious

Callous

Sadistic

Predatory

Merciless

Vicious

Cold-blooded

Inhumane

Trash

Hater

Chauvinist

Gender-biased

Demeaning

Objectifying

Dehumanizer

Obstructionist

Influence peddler

Pay-to-play Operator

Agent of Destruction

Deceitful

Petty

Grandiose

Smug

Vainglorious

Monster

Repugnant

Grotesque

Debased

Degrading

Morally bankrupt

Self-absorbed

Coercer

Unreliable Narrator

Fetid

Rank

Soiled

Tyrant

Thug

Blowhard

Lowlife

Sleazeball

Dirtbag

Snake

Sleazy

Freak

Fucker

Sucker

Womanizer

Habitual Adulterer

Disinformation Peddler

Sinister

Compassionless

Turd

Insipid

KKK Lover

Rude

Jerk

Douchebag

Tool

Obnoxious

Insufferable

Petty

Ugly

Shady