BREAKING: Nobel Committee DESTROYS Trump’s pathetic scheme to steal the Peace Prize from its legitimate winner. Donald Trump’s most desperate fantasy just face-planted into reality. After years of whining, boasting, and outright inventing wars he claims to have “stopped,” Trump finally thought he’d found a workaround: have someone else hand him their Nobel Peace Prize like a participation trophy at Mar-a-Lago. Trump recently gushed on Fox News that it would be a “great honor” if Venezuelan opposition leader and Nobel laureate María Corina Machado were to simply… give him her prize. Why? Because Trump says he’s “stopped eight wars” and therefore deserves not one Nobel, but apparently eight of them. “When you put out eight wars, in theory, you should get one for each war,” Trump declared, apparently unaware that Nobel Prizes are not Pokémon cards. But within hours, the Norwegian Nobel Institute delivered the kind of blunt reality check Trump rarely hears: Nope. Not happening. Ever. “A Nobel Prize can neither be revoked nor transferred to others,” a spokesperson confirmed. In other words, you don’t get to grab someone else’s Nobel because your ego is starving. That didn’t stop Trump-world from trying. According to reports, Fox News personality Rachel Campos-Duffy — wife of Trump’s transportation secretary — was allegedly lobbying behind the scenes to set up a made-for-TV moment where Machado would stroll into the Oval Office and ceremoniously hand Trump the prize he’s obsessed over for years. It’s obvious that Trump’s desire for the honor was never about peace. It was about the validation of his desperate narcissism. Trump has spent nearly a decade fuming that Barack Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize while he didn’t. Since then, he’s padded his résumé with imaginary diplomatic victories, demanded credit for conflicts he didn’t end, and accepted fake consolation awards like the utterly meaningless “FIFA Peace Prize” invented just for him. Now we know just how far he was willing to go: trying to coerce a Nobel laureate into surrendering her award to soothe his bruised ego — while simultaneously undercutting her legitimacy as a leader in public. The irony is almost poetic. Trump claims he alone is responsible for “peace,” yet can’t even respect the basic rules of the world’s most prestigious peace institution. The Nobel Committee didn’t blink. They didn’t negotiate. They didn’t flatter. They simply said no. And once again, Trump was left empty-handed, furious, and exposed — a man who wants the applause of history without doing the work, the honor without the sacrifice, and the Nobel without the Nobel Committee. Sorry, Donald. You may be able to steal the oil from Venezuela, but you can’t steal an honor that you don’t deserve. Please like and share to spread the schadenfreude!