Virtual Ministry Archive

I think the crows must appreciate my efforts I was crushing up some rice cakes and mixing with some cat food like I always wonder if they like this shit lol but like saw on a crow worship page that they like cashews so I am gonna get some for them If I was a crow I would like cashews better than cat food lol oh well at least they know they have an ally in the human world that is at least trying to alleviate their hunger for them all :) but like what warped me into being their friend was on the way to work one day a few years ago I saw a bunch of gulls and crows slopping up an old alcoholics puke that they vomited all over the sidewalk the night before bits and everything and I was like fuck they need my help if they are going to eat that lol like I dunno if I was one of them if i would prefer 1) vomit 2) rice cakes + cats food crushed up or 3) cashews ????