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BREAKING: Enraged MAGA supporters REVOLT en masse over Donald Trump's "scam" wristwatches and flood the internet with hilarious one star reviews of his garbage grifter product. Even a broken clock is right twice a day and Republicans are PISSED this time... The hideous watches range in price from from $499 to $2,999 and then jump all the way up to $5,389 for conservatives gullible enough to purchase the "Ultra Mega Collector Set." They're produced by the ludicrously named company "TheBestWatchesonEarth LLC." According to The Daily Beast, the "majority" of the reviews of GetTrumpWatches on Trustpilot have given the company one star, with many calling it an outright "scam." The overall rating is a paltry 2.8 stars and many reviews complain about delayed delivery, non-delivery, and a refusal to honor requests for refunds. Trump has been aggressively selling the watches on cable TV — a characteristically tone deaf move on his part considering the ongoing government shutdown and the fact that many Americans are struggling to afford groceries as a result of his tariffs. It's worth noting that Trump himself is not known for wearing watches, underscoring just how much this endeavor is an effort to milk even more money out of his supporters. “My daughters ordered a Trump watch and after 5 months of waiting have not received anything. It’s a shame this company is not holding to President Trump’s high standards. This was a present for my 80th birthday!” wrote one Trump supporter on the website. Many of the reviews, while negative, maintain the delusional worldview encapsulated in this review. The idea that Donald Trump has "high standards" is laughable and the idea that he cares about delivering a good product to these people even more so. According to CNN, the claim that the watches are "Swiss-made" are dubious at best. The corporate records for TheBestWatchesonEarth LLC point not to Swiss origins, but to a shopping center in Wyoming. "DO NOT order anything from these people,” wrote a customer named Timothy M. Reynolds. “Took my money then nothing. It finally dawned on me I was scammed. AVOID ORDERING ANYTHING FROM THESE PEOPLE," wrote another. "No watch delivered. Endless lines of ‘customer service’ hollow… responses," complained a customer named Michael. One international customer stated that they never received their watch and intend to sue, calling the product a "scam." “Absolutely horrible customer service. Do not buy any of these garbage products. Avoid like the plague!!" wrote Lemme be Frank from Switzerland. As is always the case with Trump's business schemes, the exact financial details are murky. TheBestWatchesonEarth LLC states that it maintains a licensing agreement and that the watches are "not designed, manufactured, distributed or sold by Donald J. Trump, The Trump Organization or any of their respective affiliates.” Trump appears in the commercials for the rubbish watches, indicating that he is likely receiving a sizable amount of money for his participation. Of course, if you're foolish enough to not only support Donald Trump but buy his trashy products at this point, you're just begging to be taken advantage of. It's hard to conjure up any sympathy for the people gleefully goose-stepping us into autocracy.