weird mandela effect -sometime between 1990 and the 2000's the instructions for microwaving mr noodles vanished from all packages so people think the only way to cook them is stove top

RUN TAP WATER UNTIL HOT

Find your favorite dish or micro plastic container you have used for 19 years

place ramen in dish run the hot water over it covering the said noodles

microwave for 3 minutes 40 seconds for two bricks 

drain 1/2 the water -add only one spice packet some sesame oil and add taco spice can put a bit of rice vinegar or worcheister sauce or any other seasoning you happen to enjoy 

now eat your 90 cent apocalypse meal/ration/Mk ultra tool and think about manifesting some more food

alternatively if you are rich you can add things like tofu or chicken meat but this is only reserved for the elites of society

This is an ideal meal for a bottom boy