Virtual Ministry Archive

I have been coming to terms with a lot of my life being virtual :) like want to be the pope how about a virtual pope or virtual guru/swami (still nice) want a hot male? how about hundreds of thousands to look at (virtually) more than any other human -reverend? how bout virtual reverend....want a part time job ? how about 12 virtually? revenge ? waant to call that fucking disgusting slut out? how about virtually like instead of to their face or anus......lmao