BREAKING: Bombshell new report alleges that MAGA billionaire Elon Musk had a massive drug abuse problem and the details are absolutely jaw-dropping. It's much worse than anyone thought... The New York Times reports that during Donald Trump's 2020 campaign — during which Musk donated $275 million to help him win back the White House — Musk was "using drugs far more intensely than previously known" and his "drug consumption went well beyond occasional use." His ketamine abuse allegedly got so bad that he informed people it was "affecting his bladder." He also reportedly consumed Ecstasy, psychedelic mushrooms, and Adderall. His alleged problem was so bad in fact that he traveled with a box contained roughly 20 pills. The Times obtained a photo of the box and spoke to people who have seen it. Perhaps most egregiously, it appears that Musk was able to use his money and influence to evade rules that would have ended in anyone else losing their job. Since his company SpaceX is a government contractor, the employees are required to avoid all illegal drug use. Random drug tests are regularly administered to the workers and administers but "people close to the process" claim that Musk was able to evade the tests because he was given "advance warning." While it's unclear if Musk's alleged illegal drug use extended into his time in the Trump administration (or perhaps even accelerated) his erratic behavior appears to indicate that such was the case. These accusations demand an in immediate Congressional investigation. If a powerful Democratic figure were suspected of even a fraction of this kind of behavior, Republicans would be calling for a full-blown prosecution.

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