When my husband (not me lol ) and I moved to California, from the southeast in 1997, I got my first 'gay' cling strip for my car. I picked out a string of rainbow pigs doing a conga dance and slapped it on the rear glass. The husband asked if I knew what it meant, and I was rather insistent that they were just happy dancing pigs. He just gave me a look and didn't say anything else. After the third time I was followed off the highway by rougher, older men who suggested actions my vanilla little heart couldn't contemplate, I decided to investigate. I found that a "pig" was most often synonymous with "piss pig" and "cum dumpster." I went home and ripped the cling strip off the glass. It came free easily; however, the painted pigs were left on the glass. It took a razor blade and paint remover to clean them off the back glass. It taught me that I needed to do research anytime my guy just smirks and walks away, and that I needed to learn a lot more about gay culture ;)

There is this avatar in second life that advertises near my gay ads in a slut sim

as a straight female "fuckpig" 

 it has a picture of her legs wide open and everything else and she is laying there with a pigs nose on 

I know I am gay cause that shit just grosses me out 

see I do not have a deranged sexuality at all like even a lot of gay guys love seeing an anus 

Some of my pics I downloaded from various blogs have the odd pic of like an open anus and I am like oh lord no hell no that is not going on z3n8 

while I may be a dirty filthy lewd lewd pornographer

I have a certain style and charisma that goes into my porn blogs that rival anything moschino and jeremy scott are doing but basically the penile version of versace and gucci in XXX bahahahaha