PROOF WE ARE LIVING IN A SIMULATION!! I have been scared to post this, because people are going to make fun of me or say I’m crazy, but I’ve thought something for years and I want to see if it’s just me.. All of the artisan and specialty breads at grocery stores are PROOF we are actually living in a simulation. Nobody buys this bread. Ever. I never see it in someone’s cart. I never see someone checking out with a massive red pepper asiago loaf the size of a basketball. In all my years I’ve never walked into a friends home and been offered a baguette or a fresh slice of focaccia. I’ve never even heard of a “Sourdough Boule” and respectfully I am not sure they even exist. Nobody is baking these. Nobody is buying these. Nobody is eating these. They are just there. Every time. Just like last time. Being walked past. The bread is a decoration. The bread is a simulation.