The reason there is so many closet cases is we were spliced and genetically engineered and programmed into our earth sexuality from our home universes which were primarily gay or lesbian respectively and formed to create a species and sexualities that are not even realistic but a lot of beings are routinely given the wrong meatskin by sadistic and vengeful "gods" including animals that were unfairly reincarnated based on their rebelliousness into a being that cannot speak or tell their story