The lord buddha says to shave your head and not eat after noon and sit like a female going pee.... the LORD BUDDHA......... BITCH.......... I AM the lord buddha hahaha time to revamp the rules a bit lol :) there are many many buddhas/bodhisattvas incarnated these days even so called christians or muslims :)

Don't place your allegiance with long dead hippies or princes from 2000 years ago 

find somebody alive and breathing that you can LEARN from :)