"Does he eat ass?"
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As the principal life giver, a mother, and of the highest honor, one who holds male and female DNA and Life giving materials in her womb, cannot become enlightened, sorry girls....To attain enlightenment would take 15,000,000,000,000 eons, and you must be male to attain enlightenment, the woman's body is given way too much karma in the forms of pain and trauma that the female based on her inherent spiritual suffering is too weighed down with obstacles...this puts buddhist nuns in a precarious position, how would you feel if you had to come back around for at least one more time! Male bodies do not normally exhibit the pain of childbirth, monthly woman issues, and the horror of living in a world solely obsessed with reptillian hybrids that we are meant to adore looks wise. this as a whole spiritually equates to a negative karma situation. Males by their birthright are born virtually without a life of pain. what fucking gives. How ironic it is that most males just waste it with mindless hunting, beer, sports, and work. None have wanted to attain enlightenment or the world would be a different place right now.
Buddha Rupa
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"Thank you for inviting me to this wedding, I really love these things" said the old Thai buddhist abbot. "Yes it is my cousin who lives in the same city" replied the novice monk.
They walked into a huge ballroom and the two monks, esteemed guests.... Took in the awe of the party. "The grandma is marrying the son, but she is in a different body, one that would tempt the young stallion... which was her son on another life." Blurted out the buddhist master.... "You see things differently don't you sir?" said the novice.
They both just smiled as cups of tea were handed to them on a plate.