I used to be considered a bear
Now I just got one hot look and some
incredible flare
In the morning I calmly comb and comb my
hair
Careful not to look like a maddened mare
I look at me and see a pair
I say to myself a sweet lil prayer
I know my life is very rare
I can't stop but giving people a constant
scare
The only one in opposition to the square
Yet they coldly stare
Blood-filled
eyes for they look at me and swear
They would happily gash my face open
complete with a tear
I don’t mind just putting on my clothes to
wear
Most see me and think beauty is unfair
Everyone would rather be elsewhere
Do you have anything to declare?
I must warn you to beware
Of that ensnare
I sell my stylin stylin mens wear
Hoping one day I will be an Adonis in my
swimwear
Is ok i can wear the lycra boxer brief in
my nightmare
Having an insane fetish for footwear
I look for him endlessly nowhere but
somewhere
Everywhere I will look anywhere
I hope to one day just be a simple
millionaire
Not aiming to be a billionaire
Nevermind trillionaire
Not saying it cant happen *wink
I have the spirit of a beautiful pink polar
bear
Fashioning out some good looking underwear
One day soon I know I will become a multi
millionaire.
-Jeffy from Zenophobic