Funeral
Dress code
Top hats
Sport coats
Even though this code was in effect
Everyone was drinking baking soda
Some chick
Found out her guy
Was cheating
In the locker room... so
He bought her alot of stuff
Including many diamond rings
Sad
He wanted her back
She tried to make him a peanut butter cracker
Talk it over
But a train full of girls stopped outside the kitchen
And wanted to have sex with him
So she slammed the door on their arms
Saying bitch this man is mine.
They forced their way in, to use the washroom
Ended up staying and eating all of the peanut butter
By this time the man was back in the locker room
Taking a shower
Peanut butter coated the walls - Shaun A. Delage