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muffin mix- Shaun Delage, Shaun Allen Delage, Shaun A. Delage, raver, rave, gay men,


Seeing my past love
Reuniting with my internal soulmate
Although he didn’t feel the same way about me in a more cruel sense
Big house, beautiful
I was happy
Looking at pictures of myself i was a bit more obese with a facelift
Of course i would hate to have to make eggs in the washing machine
Poached eggs and detergent would be a bit sick
So perhaps i look for a cafe
I walk outside
Crisp air
Feels familiar yet foreign
Was pretty dark out
Luckily my jacket had a plugin
I plugin my light ...
sort of a nightlight rounded edge, pretty simple
My jacket lights up
Everywhere i go i shoot out a beam of white light
Nobody else has a plugin on their coat
I wonder why i have it
Oh well
People are amazed
Crowds gather
Yet i just dance
The light shooting in all directions
People pointing
Amazed laughing
Sure,
It sorta lightz up the darkness
I look around and search endless windows for a cafe
Need something to satisfy myself
Hot drink, perhaps a goodie
Oooo
Theres a place open
Kinda ritzy
Oh well
Door slides open easily
I sit down
Pull out some cookie mix
I start playing with it,
Barista kinda looks at me
Like wtf you doin m8?
Well, i pulled out a few certificates
My ordained one, and my doctorate in divinity
They are wallet size so i can take em out if needed
Seal of approval as well
A lady looks over
Kinda amazed at my lil scene
She said i should try the muffins
I kinda shot back, well, i am getting nowhere with this mix
The barista shouts
You cant bake cookies here
Everything here is already cooked
Damn
I think on the spot
Luckily i had my light on
I just start dancing over to the muffins
Muffin one
Two
Three
Hmmmm so many
I looked at one with what looked like a pie topping
Some crystalline raspberry sprinkle
Looked like it was half alive
Perhaps it will solve my upper back pain
Perhaps not
I dance while eating
The whole cafe starts to dance
That is the way the rave should be

- Shaun A. Delage